****Anjali Sharma’s Probability Pie-Chart****
****for Prospective Dulha (Groom)****
‘Member Anjali Sharma’s mind is all messed up. Rahul Dude shows up after all these years when she finally learns to dress in a Sari. Aman Verma dude can’t get enough of Anjali love to follow her straight to the Summer camp. And the most cunningly conspiring kids won’t leave a single chance to convert Anjali Sharma into Mrs.Khanna. No wonder she was going through this. This is a state of Anjali Sharma’s mind when she is trying to be all analytical and has distributed the probability of her prospective groom.
Yep, all is not lost for Johnny. There is still Hope 
Yeah right!!.. says Anjali
If someone is a huge F.R.I.E.N.D.S fanatic like me,Vatsal or Abhishek (well, I know there are exactly a billion of this species), the name ‘Apartment Bet’ would certainly ring a bell. Yes, it is the episode where Phoebe gets the eggs implanted in her uterus, and Joey knows Monica too well (old lady underpants, remember!). For the rest who are not as blessed, we are talking about Season 4-Episode 12: The One With The Embryos. And this post is totally dedicated to my F.R.I.E.N.D.S fanatic duo -Vatsal and Abhishek, and also the newly wed-Mohit and Asha. CONGRATULATIONS my darlings (I sound like Feroz Khan now..hehe).
To set the scene..
Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.)
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Mere Ande … Mere Akhrot
Nikhil Advani, during his childhood days was very good in essay writing. Not that good with making sense of them though. Very often, his Hindi teacher used to scold him on his “Nibandh Lekhan” trying to limit them into the less than 10,000 word limit, but little Nikhil used to go on and on with his “Charitra Chitran” and ” Bhaavna Vishleshan”. Little Nikhil has grown up now. But he still finds it hard to sticking it to the word limit. Neither has he given up the “not making sense” habit. Chandni Chowk to China (CC2C) was a brilliant dissertation topic for Little Nikhil to use it for his ‘graduation’. He had the right professors – Warner Bros. and Ramesh Sippy, and the perfect material. But naughty Nikhil, rather than preparing the script, and chawking out the correct plan, had too much cheap Chinese wine to drink, went to a cheap motel and God knows what he did there. He woke up and started writing the dissertation (a metaphor for directing this movie…just for the benefit of the doubt). The result as we say- is CC2C. The only good thing that he gets in his feedback form is appreciation for the inclusion of Dada- Mithun Dada, and the continuous reference to the son of Bappida- Bappa. \m/ [Continue Reading…]
News Fart: Tushar Kapoor slaps Emraan Hashmi
** Background Music** Smelly Cat Smelllly Cat…what are they feeding you?
Introduction: You thought news reporting was all about Horoscopes,Sex Scandals-Sting Operations, Khali, Startling facts about Salman vs SRK documentarues and yeah, the gut wrenching Crime shows. Hold on, I am taking News Reprting to another new level. Yes, the butt level, coz that is where the methane is. (Can anyone verify the composition of fart? ) This news section is called News Fart-news you would not find anywhere else, News that would stir your soul and make you turn into sleepless zombies and do the ‘Thriller’. Yes, it is that smelly and it is that tasty. Don’t blame me. It is ‘them’ (Aaj Tak, India TV, Star News,Zee News, News 24, IBN…the list goes on) who started it.
Yours faithfully,
Disturbed Soul.
FART: Tushar Kapoor slaps Emraan Hashmi
/* P.S. All incidents depicted here totally fake and are creations of a mental state brought by watching too much of Aaj Tak and K-serials, which is like…actually there is nothing that compares that. It is the lowest form of life on earth, ever discovered */
Growing under the shadow of Ekta Kapoor can be mentally strenous.Wait, is she his mother,or sister? (That is actually a question not based on Ekta’s looks,mind it!) Mentally strenous why? Because Ekta is the epitome of Indianness, she is the red color in the sindoor, the tulsi in theVirani courtyard, the kumkum on kumkum (no metaphors)-you get it. And going by that, if you go on to star in movies like Jeena Sirf Mere Liye,Kucch To Hai,Shart-the Challenge, Kya Love Story Hai et al. Could take a toll on your nerves. And well, when you have your arch rival showing his ‘skills’ left, right,centre, what more do you expect one to do?
The Incident:
News just in from our correspondent at a Bollywood movie premiere recently, Tushar Kapoor was spotted landing his five fingers of his right hand on the cheek area of Emraan Hashmi. Due to bad lighting and the amount of the volume of Paparazzi circus present at the spot, it was not possible to determine whether it was at a velocity which would qualify the action as a SLAP. [Continue Reading…]
