Filmfare 2012- what does that mean to me and you? Aap ka to pata nahi, but for me, it definitely means a lot of edited emoticons, lols, facepalms, sleepy faces, drooping make ups, fake laughters, lazy applause and SRK’s PJ’s and self-deprecating jokes (to compensate for Ra.One). There are the lacklustre performances spiced up with snazzy Adobe Premiere effects like a Balaji serial. And finally, lots and lots of laughter tracks randomly sprinkled throughout the show. Now, since the heavily edited version of the show is 2.5 hours long (imagine what was at the editor’s table), I have taken up the responsibility to help you not spend these 2.5 hours, and instead spend a few minutes with this post that gives you all the masala of what happened at the Filmfare Awards 2012. Hit the jump to find out
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Apparently, Bollywood came to a stand still when Riteish D and Genelia D (RD n GD) got married in an elaborate wedding ceremony, which spanned across many days, and venues, and some more. Almost the entire Bollywood, from all corners, clans and camps, landed up at each of the 157 ceremonies. And thanks to TheDailyHoney, we got to know that Jeetu jee was just around the corner, doing his morning jog. And Asin looked absolutely stunning in her traditional sari. But since I am as twisted and weird, I thought it’d be wicked to remix these celebs piccies, with my twisted celeb thoughts. Thanks to DailyHoney’s mammoth post on the RD/GD wedding reception, and for letting me use the images. So, here it goes.
Beware, image heavy post, and the language ranges from naughty to downright uncensored. And the celebs seem to have a weird obsession with “Kheer!”.
As always, this is a fictional post, and has got nothing to do with the “actual” thoughts of these celebs. I am no Professor X, but we live in a world of such dumbos, so I had to clear this up. Also, please do not sue me, or send me hate mails. It’s all in good spirit, and for laughs yaar. C’mon, it’s Monday!
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Warning #1: This post might just melt your face with all the awesomeness that Bollywood Christmas has to offer.
Warning #2: Image heavy post.
With collaboration with my meme-heavy tumblr blog – Bollypop, I have decided that 2o11 Christmas shall be renamed as “The Bollywood Christmas”.
Let the celebration begin.
Disclaimer: There is a possibility that this post was created under heavy influence of drinks of the alcoholic nature. Hence, the amount of Photoshop skills in this post might range from outrageous to sheer genius. But it’s Christmas, so who cares! Hic!
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It is still Monday here, so here we go. I am a bit upset why I did not make this when I made the original Neetu Singh playlist. But anyway, here we go.
Well, now for the dirty part. After the jump there are two ladies ( I promise for the only time they’ll ever be featuring on this website, until the next time i.e. ).
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