I saw this idea at a post by my good friend Lee at Quit Your Day Job and I couldn’t resist the idea of doing it on my blog. Now we all know by now that I love Television. I love it so much that someday I might even marry it. Although, there are speculations of a divorce between me and Live TV [ which I only watch in case I am liveblogging reality TV shows like X Factor or BGT], yet even while watching recorded Telly, the relation between me and the telly is quite strong. And it has been so for the last ‘I-donno-how-many’ years.

Let’s cut to the chase and explain the concept of this post. I will be enlisting all the US,UK, Aussie etc. TV shows below[not Indian telly basically] that I have seen. The list template was provided by Lee, but it still has some shows to be added. So there are some additions.

Rules:

• Bold all of the following TV shows which you’ve ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.
• Italicize a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it.
• Highlight new additions with an Underline.

Coolio. So, here we go. Hit the Jump to be overwhelmed by the sheer length of Telly addiction. Now I know where I missed all my lectures

[BTW, please don't judge me. Yes, I do have a life, and a job, and I don't sit at home, on a smelly leather couch, drinking beer for lunch. KTHXBYE!]

• 24
• 30 Rock
• 90210
• 7th Heaven
• ALF
• Alias
• American Gothic
• American Idol
• America’s Got Talent
• America’s Next Top Model
• Angel
• Arrested Development
• Babylon 5
• Batman: The Animated Series
• Batman Beyond/Batman of the Future
• Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
• Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
• Baywatch
• Beverly Hills 90210 (original)
• Benidorm
• Bewitched
• Bonanza
• Bones
• Bosom Buddies
• Boston Legal
• Boy Meets World
• Brothers And Sisters
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Californication
• Catherine Tate Show
• Chappelle’s Show
• Charlie’s Angels
• Charmed
• Cheers
• Chuck
• Clarissa Explains it All
• Columbo
• Commander in Chief
• Crossing Jordan
• CSI
• CSI: Miami
• CSI: NY
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Dark Angel
• Dark Skies
• DaVinci’s Inquest
• Dawson’s Creek
• Dead Like Me
• Deadwood
• Degrassi: The Next Generation – now if this was some of the other Degrassi shows…
• Designing Women
• Desperate Housewives
• Dexter
• Dharma & Greg
• Different Strokes
• Doctor Who – all of current season, I want to italicize this one, but couple of episodes remaining.
• Dragnet
• Due South
• ER
• Everwood
• Everybody Loves Raymond
• Extras
• Facts of Life
• Family Guy
• Farscape
• Fawlty Towers
• Felicity
• Firefly
• FlashForward
• Frasier
• Freaks & Geeks
• Friends
• Fringe
• Futurama
• Gavin and Stacey
• Get Smart
• Gilligan’s Island
• Gilmore Girls
• Gossip Girl
• Grey’s Anatomy
• Grange Hill
• Growing Pains
• Gunsmoke
• Happy Days
• Harry Hill’s TV Burp
• Have I Got News For You
• Hercules: the Legendary Journeys
• Heroes
• Home Improvement
• Homicide: Life on the Street
• House
• How I Met Your Mother
• Ideal
• I Dream of Jeannie
• I Love Lucy
• Invader Zim
• Invasion
• Hell’s Kitchen
• JAG
• Jackass
• Joey
• Kim Possible
• King of Queens
• Knight Rider
• Knight Rider: 2008
• Kung Fu
• Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
• La Femme Nikita
• LA Law
• Laverne and Shirley
• Law and Order
• Law and Order: SVU
• Law and Order: CI
• Leverage
• Little Britain
• Little House on the Prairie
• Live At Appollo
• Lizzie McGuire
• Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
• Lost
• Lost in Space
• MASH
• MacGyver
• Malcolm in the Middle
• Married… With Children
• McLeod’s Daughters
• Melrose Place
• Miami Vice
• Misfits
• Mission: Impossible
• Mock The Week
• Modern Family
• Mod Squad
• Monk
• Mork & Mindy
• Murphy Brown
• My Life As A Dog
• My Three Sons
• My Two Dads
• Mythbusters
• NCIS
• Ned Bigby’s Declassified School Survival Guide
• Nip/Tuck
• Numb3rs
• One Tree Hill
• Oz
• Perry Mason
• Power Rangers
• Press Gang – I loved this show
• Prison Break
• Private Practice
• Privileged
• Profiler
• Project Runway
• Psych
• Pushing Daisies
• QI, This one’s a must see
• Quantum Leap
• Queer As Folk (US)
• Queer as Folk (UK)
• ReGenesis
• Remington Steele
• Rescue Me
• Road Rules
• ROME
• Roseanne
• Roswell
• Sanctuary
• Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
• Scrubs
• Seaquest DSV
• Seinfeld
• Sex and the City
• Six Feet Under
• Slings and Arrows
• Smallville
• So Weird
• South of Nowhere
• South Park
• Spaced
• Spongebob Squarepants
• St. Elsewhere
• Star Trek
• Star Trek: The Next Generation
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
• Star Trek: Voyager
• Star Trek: Enterprise
• Stargate Atlantis
• Stargate SG-1
• Starsky & Hutch
• Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
• Superman
• Supernatural, I so want to italicize this one as well. But I missed a couple in Season 2. And I have seen none of the current season.
• Surface
• Survivor
• Taxi
• Teen Titans
• That 70’s Show
• That’s So Raven
• The 4400
• The Addams Family
• The Amazing Race
• The Andy Griffith Show
• The A-Team
• The Avengers
• The Beverly Hillbillies
• The Big Bang Theory
• The Brady Bunch
• The Cosby Show
• The Daily Show
• The Dead Zone
• The Dick Van Dyke Show
• The Flintstones
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• The F Word
• The Golden Girls
• The Honeymooners
• The Jeffersons
• The Jetsons
• The L Word
• The Love Boat
• The Magnificent Seven
• The Mary Tyler Moore Show
• The Monkees
• The Munsters
• The O.C.
• The Office (UK)
• The Office (US)
• The Peep Show
• The Powerpuff Girls
• The Pretender
• The Real World
• The Shield
• The Simpsons
• The Six Million Dollar Man
• The Sopranos
• The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
• The Twilight Zone
• The Waltons
• The West Wing
• The Wire, I need to watch more of this.
• The Wonder Years
• The X Factor
• The X-Files
• Third Watch
• Three’s Company
• Top Gear
• Torchwood
• True Blood
• Twin Peaks
• Twitch City
• Unfabulous
• Ugly Betty
• Veronica Mars
• Weeds
• Who Dare Wins
• Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
• Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
• Will and Grace
• Wings
• Xena: Warrior Princess

Anime List:

• Naruto
• Naruto Shippuuden
• Deathnote
• Bleach
• Shaman King
• Basilisk
• Karas
• DragonBall Z
• Pokemon
• Astro Boy
• Avatar
• Devil May Cry

Now I am pretty much sure that I am missing out a lot of other show which I have not added to the list. Yes, I can’t even remember what I was watching
As for Indian TV, I have been limited to catching up on MTV Roadies and MTV Desi Rock On. One thing’s for sure, my mum won’t be proud of my list. Of course, coz her list would include italicised -Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi, and Kasauti Zindagi Ki. [Imagine, if they ever released a boxset of DVDs or Blu Ray for those soaps. Ugh!!! No, I am not feeding ideas]

So you tell me, what’s included on your list of Telly.

Image courtesy[ Dhammza]

Just a quick post. These are images from tonight’s Susan Boyle performance Live at ITV1. Susan Boyle performed Wild Horses, Cry Me A River, and also along with the London cast of Les Miserables, she performed her winning single – I Dreamed A Dream. Just one word – Awesome! Another word – Spellbinding.

And yes, the show was hosted by – Piersy Baby!!

…..More Images after the Jump….

Good Night people.

***And the Winner is – Joe McElderry***

So here we are here for the big finale. The final show of the season. To be honest, I have no more interest in the show now that Stacey is no longer in the finals. So, we have Olly vs. Joe for the finals tonight. And in a matter of hours we will get to know the winner of this season’s X Factor. We’ll be there to liveblog it.

But for now, let’s have a look at what are the finalists singing tonight:

Olly
Twist And Shout

Joe
Don’t Stop Believin’ – Journey

THE WINNER’S SINGLE

Olly and Joe – The Climb

The live results show starts at 7:30 pm London Time. Be there!

**And the Winner is..**

Not just yet. Coz the phone lines are open still. Olly -2, Joe -3. The judges are in. But first, here’s an ensemble performance from the X Factor final 12.

And hey, people welcome Danyl, Lucie, Jamie and Rachel. And then Lloyd and Rikki, Kandy Rain and Miss Frank. And they’ve their childhood photos in the background. And hello Jedward. And finally Stacey. Not to forget – Olly and Joe. The song btw is Take That – Never Forget.

A quick recap of last night sans Stacey. Round 2 with Robbie and George Michael. I still can’t believe Stacey was voted off last night. Anywho, my job here is to liveblog the events of tonight. So here we are. The results show continues after the break.

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Back to the show. The final show continues. The contestants sing their own favourite tracks from the show.

Olly sings – Twist and Shout. Hmm.

Look, I am no more fussed about who wins this competition. I am just fed up with the competition. I just don’t care anymore. And I don’t care if he sings well, or if he dances in that silly Thriller routine. So, best of luck Olly – may you win this.

Louis sez: You’re a born showman

Danny: Everybody coming to XFactor tour will be looking forward to your performance.

Cheryl: You are in your element.

Simon: You are fearless . [Can't hear beyond this, coz the audience is up with Olly Olly chants]

Like I said before, he is the entertainer, and Joe is the better singer. But Joe is more like music-theatre Broadway musical and not a popstar. So, I guess Olly wins the show. But then, I have been proved wrong on more than one occasion.

Joe performs after the break. C u in a bit!

Update: Susan Boyle performs on ITV1 after the XFactor results show.

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Right, back from the break. Cheryl introduces – Joe, who will be singing -Don’t stop Believing. And please, someone stop Cheryl from saying “The Whole Package”.

Right on to the performance. I love love love this song. And if you like Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing, [on a totally different note] try this out – Axis of Awesome: Four Chords. It’s basically a mash up of a lot of hit singles on the same four chords of Don’t Stop Believing. Back to the performance, with this song, Joe is less of a west-end star, and actually a popstar. This should be the kind of songs that he should do, and a spot-on choice.

Louis: You got the voice, the attitude, the charm.

Danny: Definitely the best voice on the stage tonight, no doubt.

Simon: That was a brilliant song choice. Tonight – Brilliant.

Cheryl: Everybody in here believes in you.

Ok, @Daximo exclaimed at the sight of Cheryl’s hair. He thinks that Cheryl has been mugged and dragged through a hedge. A classic case of don’t mess with your hairdresser. LMFAO. And officially we have voted for Joe now.

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Back from the break. And oh people. This is the best thing in the show this season. Apart from Stacey’s ” Wonderful World”. A live collaboration of Alexandra and JLS on “Bad Boy”. This is massive and actually, this song is growing on me. And then the massive JLS hit – Everybody in Love. I love love love this performance.

And now for some Leona Love. She’s singing her latest single – Stop Crying Your Heart Out[Thanks to Kevin for correcting me]. Sorry, I was busy somewhere else [in the loo to be precise]. So I really don’t know how Leona’s performance went. It’s break time now, and the Winner’s single – a Miley Cyrus cover nonetheless -The Climb, will be performed next by Olly and Joe. Brb!

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The Winner’s single. First up Olly. Lemme tell you – I AM NOT into Miley Cyrus and the -I have a dream – type of songs. So I better shut up on this. And it doesn’t matter what I say right now. I have voted for Joe so that Olly does not win.

Ok, right now they are showing Olly’s family members congratulating him and wishing him best of luck. And all that white background and foggy look makes me think – Are they in heaven?

And now over to Joe’s performance. And hang on, I am wrong here now. Coz, if this is a Miley Cyrus song, this should be the pop songs that are the teens are into these days. And coz Joe is nailing this song, Joe definitely has a big shot at becoming a popstar as well as a Broadway star. Hmmm. And anyway, coz Joe has the better voice and vocal talent – I’ll still say – Go Joe Go Joe!!!

And now for Joe’s family wishing all the best. I love Joe’s Nan A recap of the performances from last night, and tonight by the finalists.

And now for a special Guest performance by George Michael – December Song. Just in time you bet! Very cheeky business strategy. No wonder he agreed to perform.

Anywho time for a break.

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Back from the break. And believe or not, we have Sir Paul McCartney performing on the X Factor stage. Phew!

He’s performing Drive My car with the final 12, and that seemed like an Olly song tbh. And we are here in for another one. It’s -Live and Let Die, and the backing singers suck, big time!!

But this song is one helluva grand song. And he may look old, but the man’s still got it!

And I remember he supported and endorsed Geraldine McQueen And bless Simon Cowell to have put Paul Macca through to the next round

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RIght, the lines are closed, and the votes are being counted now.

And the FINAL MOMENT is here now. The winner about to be revealed now. Are you tensed people? I am!!

10 million votes were in for the finals. And the winner is about to be revealed.

The WINNER of XFactor 2009 is : [Please Joe, C'mon Joe] Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…. Joe McElderry!!!

David just deafended both my ears !!! Joe wins!!!

So there we go – Joe McElderry wins the show.

And the winner’s single now. And the final 12 are onstage dressed in white, and apparently, Rachel loves Joe Wooohooo. At least this time, the British people got it right. I bet the atomsphere right now in South Shields must be amazing. Must be like after the Cup finals [you know what I mean].

Phew! That was a stressful journey for me. Liveblogging every week. And now, it’s all gone now, in a moment. I feel nostalgic about the way I got connected to this show, and through this blog, how connected I feel with the X Factor lovers of the show from all over the world. Especially -Annie, Rojhat love you both. Thanks to Rickey for linking, and retweeting every week. Awesome bloke you are Rickey. And all other people who read my blog and commented on it. Thank you all!! I hope to continue blogging on various pop culture and TV stuff. So do give a visit once in a while.

But for now, I’m feeling a bit relieved. And I am looking forward to an X-Factor free weekend next week, especially coz I will be watching Avatar on IMAX in 3D. Woohoo!!!

Big hugs to all. And thank you again!!!

BIG UPDATE: Holly on XTra Factor just revealed the Weekly No.1 votes

Week 1-Danyl

Week 2-Stacey

Week 3-Rachel

Week 4-5-Danyl Danyl

Week 6-Stacey

Week 7-8-9-10-Joe

Wow!!!

Right, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS tonight. It is the Grand Finale of this year’s X Factor. I know they’ll be shouting it out repeatedly about 200,000 applicants, and it’s now down to 3. They do that every week, don’t they. But no one can ignore the fact that X Factor has become so hugely popular and almost like an integral part of modern day pop culture. It is insanely popular in the States and everywhere else. But hey, let’s stop talking about the show, and concentrate on the three acts – Olly, Stacey and Joe. Now, that is some Finale we are looking forward to.

Last week, we bid goodbye to one of the best vocalists on the show this year – Danyl. It wasn’t a shocker for me, provided the extreme divided public opinion about Danyl. There are people who love, and there are those who hate him. And there is no grey area. This is not a good sign when it comes to competitions like these where to survive you gotta please ‘em all. But then, we can’t say much about it since Jedward and Lloyd had a long innings on the competition – much longer than Rachel and Jamie.

Back to the competition, the format has been changed to have a shocker final tonight. The shocker is that out of the 3 finalists performing tonight, only two will go forward to the Final showdown tomorrow, and one will be eliminated on the show tonight. As per Orange’s X Factor blog, Olly is set to perform with Robbie Williams, Joe with George Michael and Stacey with Michael Buble. Oh, it’s going to be some Finale!

Join us for the liveblog right here at 7:30 pm London time. Cheerio!!

Right on. We are here. Just minutes away from the “TV Event of the year” (they call it). The Final of the X Factor begins tonight. And here are tonight’s songs:

Stacey
Wonderful World

Joe
Dance With My Father

Olly
Superstition

DUETS

Stacey AND Michael Buble
Feeling Good

Joe AND George Michael
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Olly AND Robbie Williams
Angels

SONGS FROM THE SERIES

Stacey
Who Wants To Live Forever

Joe
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Olly
Fool In Love

So by the looks of it, this is a very well thought out playlist. Audition song, a star accompanied duet, and finally a song from the series. It is wonderful. So here we are – the show has started.

A quick recap of where it all started, and what we went through – all the horrors, the terrible songs, the wonderful performances and now left with the final 3. Audition – Bootcamp and then weekly elimination – down to – Joe, Olly and Stacey. They are singing three songs – a very tough one.

Simon sees Olly as a complete performer – singing, dancing and all that. Eh! His singing isn’t as strong, and his dancing is silly.

Stacey is awesome. But I can’t see her giving big dance hits [ and that's where the money is].

As for Joe, he has the best vocals no doubt, but he is stuck in my head as a West End singer.

But enough of me, we are Live from the studio [ not physically present there]. Told ya they’d mention that 200,000 number eh! Wow, Dagenham’s crowd support  and Joe’s Southshield support is incredible. Not so much for Olly. Hmm!! Clear message there – Olly is going home tonight. The judges are here. And so are the finalists. One of them will be going home tonight, and only two will be battling out in the Finals tomorrow.

Right, time for Round 1 – Songs from Auditions.

Stacey singing Louis Armstrong – Wonderful World.

Whilst they do that video montage before her performance, let me just tell you, that the first time I heard her sing that song, I was in complete awe. Let us see if she can recreate the magic. Clearly, entire Dagenham and Essex is supporting her. Bless! She deserves it, all of it.

Over to her performance. Aww, she’s on a chair. Divine is the word, if there is one – for her voice. She’s brilliant. That rendition of that song is brilliant. It has the potential of being the next best selling single, right now. That is perfect. I need not exaggerate any more by adding adjectives. It is just bloody damn perfect. I have no other words to say. Loved every bit of it. Just amazing!!!!

Judges verdict:

Louis: What a transformation. I love everything about you. You’re great.

Cheryl: You look comfortable and you’re just lovely.

Simon: It takes me back to the first time we met. You surprised me then and you continue to surprise me.

Danny: I am very very proud of you! Well done!

Bless, she still has that golden personality. Love love love her!! And Dagenham is going crazy.

People vote vote vote for her. Her code: 01

After the break, Olly Murs performs. C u in a bit!

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Back to the show now. Olly Murs singing – Superstition.

I am sure he’s gonna do that silly dance all over again. But you know what, that song and his rendition was quite good. Let’s see what happens. And then, the popstar moment is here. Thronged by fans, explosions and Robbie Williams -Let Me Entertain You playing in the background. He surely has his following. But don’t count me in that club.

Over to the performance. I can hear his nerves in his vocals. It is a lovely lovely groovy song. His lower notes are very shaky. But the song is just way too good not to like. The routine is sexy – MJ meets Chicago. And the sliding under the ladies -hmm! I don’t know exactly what to say about it. Good job though!

Judges verdict:

Louis: The silly dance we all love. You definitely have the X Factor.

Danny: What a fantastic performance. Spectacular.

Cheryl: You’re an entertainer, and you thoroughly deserve your place.

Simon: On the biggest night of your life, you pulled out the performance of your life.

Over to Essex, Colchester – teeny cheerleaders and all that. Olly – good job! But I still love Stacey more, now and always His code: 02 . Joe performs after the break. Be there.

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We are back to the show. Its time for Joe McElderry singing Dance With My Father.

Chants of “We Want Joe” everywhere. The entire family gathering was very heartfelt and God Bless Joe’s Nann. She’s so lovely. He’s got it. He just needs to do it all over again.

Over to the performance: I think Round 1 goes to Stacey. But Joe is definitely not far behind. His vocals are spot on as usual. I have not heard him sing out of tune at all, ever. Awesome!!!

Judges verdict:

Louis: You’ve got better & better & better.

Danny: You’ve got an amazing voice, and what an adorable young man.

Simon: You deserve credit for everything you’ve done over the last few weeks.

Cheryl: This is the moment. Joe, I pray that are in the final tomorrow night.

Aww, Cheryl’s getting emotional. That’s cute. And South Shields is pouring down people. Go Joe!! Vote Joe!!

His code 03.

Right, Round 1 done. Phone lines are now open until later in the show. The act with the least votes by the end of the show goes home. Now, a quick recap of Round 1.

Stacey: Lovely.

Olly: Sexy routine. Awesome song. Olly was ok.

Joe: Awesome.

Time for another break. Round 2 continues, with star studded duets. C u then!

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Round 2:

Time for the Duets now. Stacey now performs with Michael Buble. And the song is – Feeling Good. Oh, a bit shaky vocals. But as soon as the music kicked in, she is gaining confidence. She looks stunning in red. I am more excited to see Mr.Buble sing on this one. It kinda covers the initial little flaws. Good thing this. I love love this song. I would totally pay to see this live in a concert. Awesome Awesome. I am watching this on repeat. And aww, she hugged him!! Woohooo!! That was explosive stuff.

Stacey’s code: 01. Stacey is leading as of now. And no judges verdict for this one. I’d like to see Louis and Simon judge Mr. Buble

2nd finalist – Olly Murs – singing Angels – with who else but Robbie Williams. He should suit up more often, rather than wearing those extremely tight trousers, and start singing more. And Robbie is in the house now, singing with Olly. They look like brothers in suits – hmm, not like Blues Brothers – more like Reservoir Dogs No, just kidding. This has more flares than the previous song, but the performance of the previous one was much better. Oooh, Robbie is rooting for Olly.

Vote for Olly – His code is 02.

Finally, Joe’s here next singing Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me with wait for it- George Michael. And people, Sauron’s eye is back!! And OMG, it is for real – George Michael is here. I’m a big fan of George Michael. He is one of the best vocalists ever. But this performance is going a bit lacklustre compared the previous ones. No, just kidding again! I really can’t believe this – George Michael performing with Joe. Phew! That’s huge stuff. *Bows and Standing Ovation to George Michael*

Vote for Joe everyone. His code :03

Time for another break. The last round – Judges favourite song of the series. C u in a bit!

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Time for Round 3:

Stacey sings Queen – Who Wants To Live Forever. Massive song. And I loved it the first time. And this is very big stage Diva or should I say, Beyonce and Leona-esque. Very grand. This song has been a rock classic and now it’s being sung by a X Factor winner in the making. I love this version too. The backing vocals are well arranged, and the whole grand stadium rock has not been toned down at all. After all it was a signature Freddie Mercury song. And Stacey has definitely nailed it. Amazing. Truly amazing. She couldn’t have done better.

Judges verdict:

Louis: Very few people can sing Freddie Mercury.

Cheryl: You look incredible, you sound incredible.

Simon: You smashed it.

Danny: I’m happy for you, I’m proud of you.

Phew, that was an awesome one. It was just awesome. People, make her win.

Next Olly Murs singing – Fool in Love. Olly just enjoys doing such big choreographed routines. And we enjoy being entertained. He’s a true entertainer, no doubt. Very intelligent song choice Simon. This was actually one of Olly’s strongest performance. And he’s doing it now all over again. That was great!

Judges verdict:

Louis: That was my favourite song of you throughout this season. You’ve got the X Factor.

Danny: So good to see that again.

Cheryl: That was amazing to see.

Simon: Thanks the 3 stars – Buble, George Michael and Robbie. And then he says – I’m so proud of you Olly.

Why is Dermot saying – could be his last performance on the show. That’s not fair!

Anywho, time for Joe. He’s singing Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word. And I remember exactly how I felt about it the first time I heard it. It was brilliant. Just in a different league completely. It’s just perfect – perfect song choice, perfect vocals, perfect performance. That was what we call – Smashing it.

Judges verdict:

Louis: You’re  a very natural popstar.

Danny: An absolutely stunning performance.

Simon: I think you’re special. What a great singer you’ve become!

Cheryl: I absolutely adore you.

Vote vote vote!!!  Go Joe,Vote Joe!!!

So there you go, all performances done tonight. And oh btw, it’s British Comedy Awards tonight after the X Factor. I’ll definitely be watching that. Don’t worry, I’ll be liveblogging the XTra Factor too simultaneously.

A quick recap of the performances tonight.

Round 1: Stacey was the winner in this round. Olly was good, but Joe was better. Round 1 was all Stacey for me.

Round 2: Stacey brought Sexy back with Buble, Olly with Robbie was awesome, and Joe with George Michael was amazing. Not a clear winner of Round 2, but I think I liked Stacey and Buble more.

Round 3: Stacey all the way . You can’t top Who Wants To Live Forever.

Hold on, Olly’s performance just notched up another level of Sexy, and then Joe pulled out his ace of spades – Sorry seems to be the hardest word. Hmm. I declare Draw.

So, tallying everything up – Joe and Stacey will be going to the finals tomorrow, and I predict Stacey to win.

Time for a break – Robbie Williams performing live next, and the Voting lines closing after the break. Wooo!!! Pressures rising. See you in a bit!

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Right back to the show. 5 minutes before the lines get closed. Here’s Robbie with his latest single. There’s something awesome about Robbie. He’s a complete showman. I love this song, and it is indeed very Christmasy.

Just a quick cheeky thought. Would be lovely to invite Geraldine McQueen [ Peter Kay's piss take on X Factor] to perform live on the show. Anywho, voting lines frozen [ as in closed for the moment]. Time for a break, and the final 2 will be revealed next. *Biting nails* C u guys. Go to the loo quick and be back!

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Let’s face the results now. The finalists and the judges are here on the stage. Phew, I can feel my heartbeat getting faster. Serious.

Ok, the first act through to the X Factor Finals is :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::  Olly . OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

It’s going to Stacey vs Joe now.. So who’ll make it. Second act through is ::::::::::::::::: Joe OMG OMG!!!

No, this is not fair. NOT FAIR. Stacey was the best performer tonight. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

In my book, all bets are off right now. Anyone can win right now. ANYONE.

Let me tell you this, no matter what, Stacey is gonna have an awesome future. She’s amazing. But I don’t feel as good about X Factor now that Stacey is not here any more in the competition.

So there you go – Joe vs Olly for the Big Final tomorrow night. No double and cheeky hidden meanings, we’re gonna see some man-on-man action tomorrow

Phone Lines are open again. All previous votes for Joe and Olly still count. The Big Final night continues tomorrow night at 7:30 pm London time. You know where to catch all the excitement live – only here!!!

We’ll be liveblogging. For now, jump to the comments and shout out!!

P.S. Not watching XTra Factor. Just too sad. Shall try to cheer up by watching British Comedy Awards. And oh btw, Royal Variety Show is going to be shown on Wednesday – Diversity, Lady Gaga and Alexandra Burke perform. Woohoo. Anywho, good night everyone. See you at the finals tomorrow!

Okie dokie. Tonight is results night – and not just any result night – It is the Semi Final results. 4 semi-finalists performed MJ songs and a song chosen by their mentor. And tonight, one performance goes home, just short of one show from the finals. And judging by the performances last night, I predict that it is going to be Olly who’ll be heading home tonight.

The show kicks off early tonight at 7.30 pm London time, and Lady Gaga and Janet Jackson perform on the show. We’ll be there to reveal it all as it happens. See you there!!

Okie dokie people. It’s 7.30pm. And we are live with the Semi-Final results of the X Factor.

The finalists will be revealed tonight. And so will Lady Gaga n Janet Jackson perform tonight. The judges are  here. Voting Lines still open. On with the ensemble performance – Wanna Be Starting Something. I hate Danyl’s microphone juggling technique. And why didn’t anyone sing this last night?

Ooh, another medley- Please don’t stop the music (Rihanna). Awesome one!

Recapping last night:

Round1:

Olly: Meh! Silly dance.

Joe: Beautiful.

Stacey: Woo Woo!!!

Danyl: Global Warming over Man in the Mirror!

Round2:

Olly: Better than 1st.  But still meh!

Joe: Nailed it. Simon sez this is becoming Joe McElderry show.

Stacey:Blew us away!!

Danyl: That was actually good!

Time for a break. Lady Gaga performs next! C u in a bit

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So we are back with the show. Lady Gaga performing – Bad Romance. And as expected from the Queen of Over-The-Top, she is dressed in something which can only be stated as – Cubism. And oh those are detachable. And she and her dancers are dancing in a Bath Tub – massive one. And she’s got Spock ears The choreography of the routine is very Catwoman. Not one of my favourite singles of her – I like Poker Face and Let’s Dance. Even Paparazzi is quite awesome. But I do get the feeling that Lady Gaga concerts should be absolutely crazy.

Danny and Cheryl show a standing ovation. Lady Gaga says the bath is Simon’s. Hehe!! Lady Gaga has been nominated for 5 Grammies, and she’s gonna perform at London O2 next year for two shows. Hmm, worth considering–maybe!

Awright. Back in the show, time for a break and voting lines close after the break. And Janet Jackson performs. C u in a bit

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Back to the show. Voting lines are now closed. The finalists have been decided as the votes are being counted.

And now Janet performs to her hit – All For You. And then her new single – Make Me. Ugh!! The mime and lipsync…so awful. The dance is awesome as usual. But what’s with the miming? Applause for the dancing.

Awww…Dermot directly breaks into saying that X factor results are up next. No short interview for Janet That sucks.

So we’ll be seeing the finalists being revealed after the break. BRB!

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Back with the thing that matters. The Semi Final results. Are you biting your nails? No? Good, coz that’s bad thing for your nails. Cheryl is right – Nobody deserves it more than Joe. The votes have been counted. It’s time to face the results.

The judges are here onstage with their acts – Cheryl with Joe, Danny with Stacey and Simon with Danyl & Olly. The three acts who go through to the finals.

First act to go through: Olly….O Oh!!! [ Bless, he's crying]

2nd act: Joe ..Wooo Hooo!!!

3rd act: Stacey ..YESSSS!!!!

So Danyl Johnson oes home tonight!!

The X Factor finalists are – Stacey, Joe and Olly. Haha, Simon calls Danyl – a graceful loser.

His first audition was excellent. But his acts that have followed after that have been a bit not as strong. He has faced a lot of negative press too. BTW, What About Now – Daughtry was briefly playing

Danyl Johnson sings for the last time on the show. He’s closing tonight’s Semi Final results show with – Man In The Mirror. Simon looks upset. Coz he knows that Olly cannot win the X Factor for him.

Anywho, there you go people. From the 200,000 who applied, we have the final 3 – Olly, Stacey and Joe.  Olly is still crying. And so is Stacey ..aww!! Joe seems the most confident.

The Big one is on next week. The BIG FINALE – Next week Saturday 12 Dec – 7:30 pm London time. C u there!!

We have no Jedward. We have no Lloyd. And now, it is down to the top 4 acts – Joe, Stacey, Olly and Danyl to prove their worth and make a place in the elite Top 3 and sing in the Finals next week. Yes people, we are just one week away from seeing the winner of X Factor 2009. I kinda know already who’s gonna win this season – Joe McElderry. Simply for the reason that he’s flawless. Last week, we said goodbye to Lloyd Daniels, and I reckon this week we are going to say goodbye to either of Danyl or Olly. But that’s just my prediction.

The playlist is out for the night. Check it out after the jump!!

The show goes live at 8pm London time, and so does this liveblog. So hit the jump, and join this liveblog/discussion of the Semi-Final performances on X Factor tonight. See you soon

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Blog goes live at 8pm London Time. And tonight’s playlist is of course – Michael Jackson songs.

And here’s the playlist.
MICHAEL JACKSON WEEK

Stacey
The Way You Make Me Feel

Joe
She’s Out Of My Life

Danyl
Man In The Mirror

Olly
Can You Feel It

And also, a song to reach the Finale:

Stacey
Somewhere – West Side Story

Joe
Open Arms – Journey

Danyl
I Have Nothing – Whitney Houston

Olly
We Can Work It Out – Stevie Wonder version

Phew. Lotsa songs. 2 each I mean. So who do you think is going to excel tonight?

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Right. Semi-Finals. We are here. And so are you. Simon still has two acts – Olly and Danyl. Cheryl has Joe and Danny has Stacey. As I said before Joe outperforms everyone else in the competition. But only 3 places in the finals, it’s really nerve wrecking. And I hate when people [by that I mean Simon] say – they need to give their 150%. Ugh, that is bloody impossible. And btw, when did a 100% stop being complete. I’m just a bit too sensitive when it comes to statistics. Anywho! It’s Michael Jackson night tonight. Dermot and the judges have taken their positions. The judges enter to the music of Thriller. I like Cheryl’s hair, but what the eff is she wearing? And Danny has taken all of Santa’s cloth. A quick AV tribute of MJ right from his Jackson 5 days to Thriller to Billie Jean, Beat It, Smooth Criminal, Black or White, Scream. 1958-2009. RIP.

Janet Jackson is performing tomorrow night. But to kick off the night – Olly Murs is singing – Can You Feel It!

It is indeed quite a bad feeling to think about someone leaving the competition at this stage. But let’s see how he performs.

His voice is pitchy, and shaky. Again, lemme put it straight. He CANNOT dance. And there is a Lady Gaga impersonator in the dance group who is totally stealing the thunder. And what was that in the name of a Moonwalk. Back to the singing – he sounds like he’s out of breathe. I don’t think it is a good song choice.

Now based on how much people like him, Olly isn’t going home.

Judges verdict:

Louis: You’re an all-round entertainer.

Danny: We can all feel it in the room. You HAVE to be in the final.

Cheryl: I hope to see you in the final.

Simon: I just cannot imagine you not being there in the final.

That was NOT a good performance at all by any standards. His audition performance of Superstition was way better. And please, for people who like his dancing, I think your standards are quite low.

Time for the first break of the night. C u in a bit.

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And we are back with the show. Cheryl introduces – Joe Mc Elderry. He’s singing She’s Out Of My Life.

He is always note perfect. Don’t worry Joe – you’ll do awesome.

He emotes perfectly through his voice. His vocals is just so full of emotions. He is just in a totally different class. @Daximo sez: I’d buy his album tomorrow …..and pay for it as well There is one thing about Joe – when he sings, we shut up, and listen. That falsetto was AWESOME. That was FANTASTIC!! Bloody FaNTASTIC.

Judges verdict:

Louis: You absolutely made it your own. You can sell millions of records.

Danny: You just sing like a dream. I can hear you all over the radio.

Simon: You are just getting better and better and better. One of the best versions of the song. I’m really proud of you.

Cheryl: It was chilling.

You just can’t stay anything bad about him. Compare that with Olly. Pffft!! Joe FTW!!!

Next up: Danny introduces – Stacey Solomon singing The Way You Make Me Feel. Wooohoooo!!

That is my favourite Michael Jackson song of all time. I just want her to belt this out into an awesome awesome version.

Ooooh. Very Jazz cabaret! Love this arrangement. She is soooo IN THE FINALs!! I love the trumpet, love the hat, love the sexy image. But the backing singers are a bit pants. They are letting her down.

Just a bit pitchy in the end. I wished her to have gone a bit falsetto. But the routine was good.

Judges verdict:

Louis: I didn’t think the song suited you.

Cheryl: I disagree. Talk about Yummy Mommy!!

Simon: It was fine, it wasn’t just you. It was gimmicky, and silly. It was too cabaret.

Danny: This look suits you.

Get your eyes and ears checked Simon n Louis. That was way better than Olly. YES I MEAN IT. And bless her, she said she enjoyed performing the chair routine. Woohooo!!!!

Danyl performs next after the break. C u in a bit!!

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Back to the show.  Danyl Johnson performs – Man In The Mirror.

That is indeed one of THE MJ songs. He has the right song. Let’s see if he nails it or blows his one chance.

He sounds unusually husky. The visual behind talks about Global Warming and climate changes. The choir accompanying him is awesome. And let me tell you, I think Danyl is totally nailing it. Very very groovy and he was totally into it. Great job.

Judges verdict:

Louis: This is a singing contest. On your vocal – Incredible.

Danny: I love that song. I was confused with the polar bear.

Cheryl: Was it the Earth song? But on to the performance – that was great.

Simon: That was incredible. Absolutely on the money.

Ugh, shut up you all. Let’s focus on the vocals. And with that performance, I think Olly is in danger.

But Round 1 goes to – definitely Joe McElderry.

Voting lines are OPEN now.

The codes:

01- Olly; 02-Joe; 03-Stacey;04-Danyl: Vote Vote Vote.

Time for another break. Round 2 commences after this.

[ Watching the recap of Round 1 performances, those chorus singers for Stacey's song were really really BAD].

Round1 standings: Joe > Danyl > Stacey > Olly

Be back from the break.

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Now back to Round 2. Mentors choose the ONE song for the finals. No theme. Just one song. [ Pffft, enough of build up]

Olly sings – We Can Work It Out by Stevie Wonder. This is the zone where Olly is most comfortable. The bass, the drums and the chorus to accompany his vocals. But someone tell him to make a fool of himself by dacing in those absolutely tight trousers and embarassing himself. And that mirror technique- that’s a gimmick Simon copied from Aidan Davis from Britain’s Got Talent. I think Olly is trying too hard, and he ran out of breathe. Thaaaat was yuck!!

Judges verdict:

Louis: It was really really good.

Danny: I’m not sure if that song showed your vocals. The dancing was spectacular [ What?]

Cheryl: I’ve always liked you.

Simon: You thoroughly deserve your place in the Finals next week.

Olly, straight advice – just bloody stop dancing. You CANNOT dance. Timberlake he can dance. Jackson – he can dance. Olly – you CANNOT dance. And do some breathing exercise. Anywho next up – Joe.

He is singing Open Arms – Journey. I love that song and I know that Joe can do wonders with this one. His voice is just on a totally different level than all other contestants.  There is not a single note that feels uncomfortable. As Simon once said [ in American Idol, or was it Randy Jackson] – You can sing the Phone Book [ I think it was Paula].

That LONG ASS note was kick ass. That vibrato was ready to be recorded and sold as a single.

Judges verdict:

Louis: You were born to do this. You deserve to be in the finals.

Danny: You’re making everyone love you.

Simon: It was brilliant. [ Simon is insulting Journey by saying no one knows that song. ]

Cheryl: I felt really nervous for you before this performance. You reminded everyone how consistently good you’ve been.

People you need to vote for him. VOTE VOTE VOTE for Joe!!

Time for another break. And oh!!! Sherlock Holmes releasing Boxing Day. WOW!!!

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Next up – Stacey singing Somewhere – from West Side Story.

Let’s go for it Stacey. Ok, now if Louis and Simon complain about her being stuck at one place, I’ll go to the X Factor studio and give them one tight slap. You guys wanted vocals – You Got It. Holy Moly….Three Long Ass High Notes.

O M G!!!

Judges verdict:

Louis: The Diva from Dagenham

Cheryl: OMG Stacey, that gave me goosebumps.

Simon: You’re back in the game sweetheart!!

Danny: Perfect performance.

Phew! I feel my mouth is dry! Go Stacey! Go Stacey!!

Danyl sings the last performance of the Semi-Finals after the break.

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Back to the show. Last performance – Danyl Johnson performing – I Have Nothing.

C’mon Danyl. Show us that you deserve that place in the Finals. It’s a risky song. I don’t know why Simon chose a Whitney song. I don’t like the performance. The voice is good, and all that. And yes he’s way better than Olly. But it is not a very likeable song at all.. by no means. Bad song choice.

Judges verdict:

Louis: You totally deserve to be in the finals.

Danny: Really really good performance.

Cheryl: I wish you the best to be in the finals.

Simon: I genuinely believe, you absolutely deserve your place in the finals.

Hmm, it is going to be a close race between Danyl and Olly to be knocked out from the competition [ Unless we have a major shocker in the results tomorrow].

And that is it for the Semi-Finals. Only 3 will be back for the Finals next week. One will be eliminated 2moro night.

A quick recap of the performances:

Round1:

Olly: Silly dance and mediocre vocally.

Joe: Ace! ..of Spades!

Stacey: Oh Stacey! You made me feel in THAT way!

Danyl: Awesome song choice. Awesome performance. Except for the background AV.

Round2:

Olly- Like it better than round 1- But again Silly dance

Joe- Smashing vocals …AGAIN!

Stacey-OMFG!! That was incredible!!

Danyl-Unsafe. Didn’t like it..Sorry!

Okie dokie. Lady Gaga performs tomorrow night, and so does Janet Jackson.

7:30pm tomorrow night the results will be revealed. Right now, that’s it from the performances. Over to ITV2 for some backstage gossip for a while. C u there!

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Back with ITV2′s XTra Factor. They’ve got MJ’s real gloves. Matthew Horne joins in the studio. Joe’s Granny is being asked if she would consider Simon’s offer of appearing on any TV show The drama on this show never stops. Over to the judges questions.

Hannah thinks Louis is her favourite judge. Question to Simon – Is Simon arguing with Louis on Telly just for publicity, but in real life, they are actually good mates.

Sue thinks she is Simon’s nightmare. Sue thinks that it was Simon’s cunning way that he complemented Joe way too much to make people believe that he is anyway safe, and hence receive less votes. Cheeky Simon could be doing anything.

Anywho, I’m off now. Join us for the liveblog of the Semi Final results tomorrow night at 7:30pm London Time. C u guys. Shout out in the comments section what you thought about the performances tonight. Cheerio!!

So this week, they call it – the week when the singing got noticed. So, X Factor is finally back to being a Singing competition. Hmm. Err, I’d say not so fast. Not until Lloyd is still here in the competition. Last night, we got to hear him twice and both of his performances were horrendous. Absolutely awful. But enough of Lloyd. We saw Danyl dance, Stacey gave two smashing performances and Olly singing a classy ballad. And to top it all, Joe nailed his performance – twice. His performance of “Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word” was absolutely intense and heartfelt.

As far as my predictions for the night:

Bottom 2: Lloyd Daniels and Danyl Johnson

I choose Danyl over Olly because there are still a lot of people who get really annoyed with Danyl (no matter how hard he tries to be likeable).

Eliminated: (Please God) Lloyd Daniels.

As usual, the liveblog goes live at 8pm London Time. See you there.

We are here live with the Quarter Final Results Liveblog. Just to remind you that Joe was sensational. And Cheryl reminded Louis that he’s got no one standing in the competition . Tonight, the four semi-finalists will be revealed. And Alicia Keys and Rihanna perform. And yes, even Louis feels that lot of people are under pressure,coz the competition is getting serious NOW

Voting Lines are still open. The judges have now entered the studio. And surprisingly tonight Danny is sporting a Jedward hairdo. Or may be a Rachel. Now for the ensemble performance of the finalists. They are singing – I Don’t Feel Like Dancing by the Scissor Sisters. Everyone is singing in falsetto. And lemme tell you this – that is SO MIMED. And if you see the dance, I like Olly’s performance on the whole. I know I am self-contradicting myself. Or am I? That ensemble was quite enjoyable, although I know it for sure it wasn’t live.

A quick recap of last night:

Danyl:Round 1:I feel quite awkward seeing that performance. Sorry Rojhat.

Lloyd: Round1: Pfffft!! If he doesn’t go tonight, it’ll be absolute injustice.

Olly:Round1: He sang, and it was good. And what does Danny mean by the sparkle in the eye?

Joe:Round1: Round 1 goes to Joe

Stacey:Round1: Boy, that was Diva stuff.

Lloyd:Round2: Ugh!!

Dany: Round 2: That was better than Round 1.

Olly:Round2: Back in the game. Knock Out!

Joe:Round2: Round2 also goes to Joe.

Stacey: Round2: And she HAS to be in the Final!! And I disagree with Simon. Stacey is actually a singer like Leona or Alexandra.

Judges choices for the Finals:

Simon: Stacey, Joe, Olly, Danyl

Danny: Olly smashed the second song. Joe and Stacey smashed them both

Cheryl: Olly

Louis: Joe, Stacey and Danyl in that order.

Time for a break. After the break – Alicia Keys performs.

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And we are back from the break. And it’s time for Alicia Keys, one of the most influential R&B artistes of today. She’s singing- a mashup of Empire State of Mind and Doesn’t Mean Anything. I love it. She’s good, but she’s not Top3 . Kiddin! Love this song, and she is actually one of those few female artistes whose music I really follow. And she’s added No One in the end too. The new single – Doesn’t Mean Anything releases tomorrow, and the album releases Dec 14. And Alicia thinks the only woman in the competition is dope

Time for another break. The lines close after this, and Rihanna performs. Be right back!

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Back from the break. Voting Lines are closed. And tonight, no power of the judges. They don’t decide anything, and it is upto the audience vote totally. And the majority of the judges (Simon, Louis) think that Lloyd will go home tonight.

Over to Rihanna’s new single performance – Russian Roulette. Its a slow ass song. I don’t like it period. And she’s aping Rachel now I wonder what Simon and Louis would have to say about her performance.  Its actually a boring song. I don’t see myself or any of the friends buying it. Will you be buying this one? Eh! The judges have to oblige her performance/appearance and they have given her a standing ovation.

Anywho!! The wait is almost over. After the break, the act with the fewest votes goes home. Be right there in your seat. We’ll be back soon.

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Right, we are back with the X Factor Live results. It’s going to be revealed in just a matter of few minutes. Here we go. The results of who will make it to the Semi-Finals of the X Factor:

The judges and their respective contestants are on the stage. ROFL. Simon was about to trip. It would be hilarious and embarrassing to see Simon fall down onstage on National Television – Live

Anywho, the acts who are through, in no particular order:

Stacey Solomon. YESSSSSS!!!

Joe McElderry. YESSSSS!!!

Danyl Johnson. YESS.. [Lesser SS']

Last one to go through. Olly vs. Lloyd.

The last act through to Semi-Final: Olly. Phew!!!

So finally, Lloyd goes home. And next week we will be seeing one helluva show – Imagine – Olly vs. Stacey vs. Danyl vs, Joe. And one will go home. And next week will be Michael Jackson week, and Janet Jackson mentoring. What an awesome week to look forward to.

And they are making Lloyd sing again – Oh please! An encore of last night’s performance – Million Love Songs.

Anyway, coming back to next week’s show – it’s gonna be awesome. Lady Gaga and Janet Jackson perform next week. We will be liveblogging it, fo sho! So do not forget to join us. And for now, shout out in the comments section what you felt about the show.

And we won’t be doing the Xtra Factor Liveblog. Good night people. Cheerio

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Just a week to go for the Semi-Finals now. And we are still stuck with Lloyd, and tonight we get to bear him twice. Yes, singing Elton John and Take That songs are the Quarter Finalists of The X Factor tonight. Last week, we finally saw the farewell of the Irish legends that were – John & Edward, ‘lovingly’ known as Jedward. With just two weeks away from the finale, tensions rising. And with the Christmas season on full swing, the X Factor publicity team is going full on with the merchandising. Look what I found today at Bh’s.

Well, I was actually tempted to buy the Milk Chocolate Bar – coz they looked like Malteser’s [my fav].But that’d have meant more money in Simon’s pockets. So, I said hmm. NO.

Anywho, coming back to the liveblog tonight, the acts are singing Elton John and Take That songs. Continue after the jump to find the playlist for tonight’s acts, and the liveblog and discussion all goes live at 8pm London time. C u there!

Playlist for the night:

Stacey
Something About The Way You Look Tonight – Elton John

Rule The World – Take That

Joe
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word – Elton John

Could It Be Magic – Take That

Lloyd
I’m Still Standing – Elton John

Million Love Songs – Take That

Danyl
Your Song – Elton John

Relight My Fire – Take That

Olly
Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting) – Elton John

Love Ain’t Here Anymore – Take That

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Right, we are on with the show. The announcer says – the competition is now serious. Hehe!! So everyone knows Jedward were all farce and no talent. Simon says – everyone deserves to be here, now is the time to prove themselves as stars. Let’s start with the Quarter Finals people. Each contestant sings two songs tonight. The judges have entered the studio. And as usual – Cheryl has put on some weird looking Golden Wrap-what she calls as Dress of the night. Look at Simon giggling away.

The contestants will be singing Take That songs first. Kicking off the show is Danyl. Singing – Relight My Fire.

Some promotion of the new X Factor charity single hitting the charts as the new no.1. This is named as Danyl Johnson’s first dance number. His first up-tempo number. Anywho, over to the performance. His voice is sounding extremely stylish. I am not sure I like to see him making those funny expressions. And he does sound a bit nasal. But dude, he’s dancing. The choreography is working, but the voice doesn’t impress me in this song. I’d rather listen to Danyl singing Careless Whisper. But who cares, he seems to have a good time. And he has shown he can dance, and sing, not necessarily in the same performance though.

Judges verdict:

Louis: What a great start to the show. You can sing, you can dance. I’m glad that you got the Mojo back.

Danny: Amazing production, amazing performance. But that body-role. Errmmm

Cheryl: You made that look pretty effortless.

Simon: You were foot-perfect, you were note-perfect. I am very very happy with that performance.

His code: 01. Vote people. Make Danyl reach the Semis.

Up next: Lloyd Daniels. He’s singing – Million Love Songs.

Oh God, help me. He’s singing two songs tonight. He’s singing a ballad for Christ sake. And he’s drained out all the melody from it. All I can hear is the tween crowd screaming loud so that pretty Lloyd doesn’t feel embarrassed over his poor vocals. It is the same crowd which thronged at the theatres screening Twilight making one of the biggest blockbusters of all time. Ok, I am a bit lost tonight. I don’t know where I am going with this performance. I think I have turned a deaf ear to his performance. I just don’t appreciate him at all.

Judges verdict:

Louis: I think singing was pretty good, but not great.

Danny: Don’t complicate your melodies at all. You’re making things tougher for yourself.

Simon: Great choice of song. Its a teen pop song. On the second song I need to see more effort.

Cheryl: They just loved that (pointing to the tweens).

His code: 02. Time for a break, and Olly coming up next. C u in a bit

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We are back from the break. Next up – Olly Murs  singing Love Ain’t Here Anymore.

His voice has failed to impress me over the last two weeks. Please make me think otherwise. He’s singing a ballad for a change. And yes, he’s singing a lot better than he was last week. It’s actually a good performance. Best performance of the night so far. And he’s ended that with a great long note. Great job.

Judges verdict:

Louis: That song totally suited you. I think you deserve to be in the final 3.

Danny: Sparkle was not quite in the eyes of that performance.

Cheryl: I am looking forward to hearing you sing in Round2.

Simon: You did a great job tonight. No sulking, no complaining, you just got on with it.

Well, we can hear the audience going mad about him. His code: 03. He’s definitely going to be in the Semis.

Second of the boys up next: Joe McElderry: Singing – Could It Be Magic.

He’s definitely the best male vocalist on the show. But his song choice demands him to hit the high notes. Let’s see how he does it. Every single time he sings, its pitch perfect. There has not been a single performance where his voice was pitchy or flat. The choreography is a cross between West End musical and Lady Ga-Ga. And well, did you hear that Long Ass High Note. Ok, lemme say it again – Best One of the Night.

Judges verdict:

Louis: Could it be magic, It was magic.

Danny: Joe, you are flying high. You absolutely smashed it. I can see you in the final.

Simon: It was absolutely brilliant. That production was absolutely fantastic. You were the star of that performance.

Cheryl: Listen to that reaction.

I loved that performance. His code: 04. He’ll deffo make it in the Semi-Finals.

Time for another break – Coming back after the break – Stacey Solomon. C u in a bit!

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Back from the break. Up next – Stacey Solomon singing – Rule The World.

What a statement that is!!  Its such fun to just watch her prep out-take videos. And its a delight to hear her sing. Over to the performance. Perfect song choice for her. Right now, we are witnessing a Star being born. Right, the vocalists are belting out their Long High Notes. And Stacey did hers. Bad Ass, Kick Ass!! Awesome performance.

Judges verdict:

Louis: I think you are getting better and better. You absolutely did it for me.

Cheryl: You’re the only girl left. Represent.

Simon: I thought it was very believable, perfect song choice.

Danny: That was an amazing performance. Incredible support for Dagenham’s Diva!!

We are voting for you Stacey. Her code: 05. VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! Round 1 is over. Voting lines are now Open.

A quick recap of the performances so far:

Danyl: I think he didn’t have enough energy to carry off the choreography.

Lloyd: Still crap at second viewing.

Olly: Stylish, very classy!

Joe: Effortless, but Just AWESOME!

Stacey: For the Win!!!

After the break – Round 2 commences with Elton John hits

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Back from the break. Louis believes Joe knocked everyone out in Round 1. Off to Round 2. To kick off Round 2 – Lloyd Daniels singing – I’m Still Standing. Some cheeky comments by Louis Walsh. But then that’s Louis being himself. Over to the performance. That’s a very Chiago-esque routine. But again, where the eff is the music, where is the melody???? Sounds like he’s already given up. It’ s a joyous song. I think Cheryl desperately created that obstacle to say that he overcame it.

Judges verdict:

Louis: That was just about Karaoke.

Danny: A fantastic production. Vocally, still shaking in bits. Better than the first one.

Simon: It didn’t suit you. Amateur drama production.

Cheryl: I am very proud of you for coming out every week and performing.

Lloyd’s code: 02

Next up: Danyl Johnson – singing “Your Song”.

A very very high note to kick off the song. Ok, I have heard him a lot of song over the period of this competition. And I can say this now comfortably. That Danyl is a great singer, but I don’t think that I like his flavour of vocals. I won’t be buying his records, or buying tickets to see him at a Live concert. It’s a better performance than his first one. No dance, more singing. But there’s something annoying about the way he pronounces his words. Just doesn’t work for me I guess. That was a good performance though. And even Cheryl is giving him a standing ovation.

Judges verdict:

Louis: It wasn’t karaoke. I loved everything about it, except the choir.

Danny: A really good version of the song, much better than the first one.

Cheryl: It was good, you look confident.

Simon: That wasn’t good, that was sensational.

Ugh! Louis and his rule book. Anywho. Danyl’s code: still no.1

Time for a break. Up next Olly and Joe. C u in a bit
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Okay, next up – Olly Murs singing Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting). Simon calls it the only Butch song by Elton John.

The routine’s theme has made Olly look like an announcer at a Boxing match. He’s in the ring, with the mike hanging from the top, and chicks in two pieces displaying Round No banners. Its a good performance actually. But the loud chorus makes me feel suspicious about who’s singing the chorus line. But it’s a good performance – quite sexy to be honest.

Judges verdict:

Louis: I like your funny dancing, but there was something missing.

Danny: Round 1 was okay, Round 2 was absolute fun! Absolutely a Smash.

Cheryl: Knock out performance.

Simon: It was the Olly we really loved back in the competition. Very very happy with you.

His code: 03. That was a very good performance. Great job.

Cheryl introduces – Joe. A bit of a ridicule of Louis. Great fun! But back to Joe singing – Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word.

This is one of those iconic Elton John songs. I have heard this been sung by Elton John, and in another dimension by Fantasia (American Idol winner). And now been sung by Joe, just brings back all those memories when I first heard those versions. He’s got such a bloody brilliant voice. He’s the act the beat. He’s definitely nailed it – every fraking time.

Judges verdict:

Louis: You won Round 1 for me. With that performance, you won Round 2.

Danny: There hasn’t been a song sung in this competition with that amount of emotion, as that performance.

Simon: I am absolutely godsmacked by that. I really am. What you did with that song was so simple, but it was so beautiful.

Cheryl: I am so proud of you. You deserve your place in the final.

Boy Oh Boy. I would definitely watch that performance on repeat (I donno how many times) tonight. That was the best performance in the competition of the night.

A very tough act to follow. Up next Stacey. After a short break. C u soon!!
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Closing the night – Stacey Solomon singing Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Accompanied by the Piano, and looking gorgeous in a red dress. Her voice is stunning, STUNNING. I think that is Celine Dion stuff. Serious! And the fans on the hair, the smoke, the little moves – all add up to the sexiness. And the vocals – NAILED IT.

Judges verdict:

Louis: You certainly deserve to be in the Final 3. But Round 1 more than Round 2.

Cheryl: You did a great job there.

Simon: You’re not a singer like Leona and Alexandra. That to me doesn’t do you justice.

Danny: That was brilliant Stacey

Stacey sez: I don’t wanna be a Wedding Singer . No offense! HAHAHAHA!!!

We will definitely see her in the Final 3. Lloyd will go home 2moro. Fo Sho!!!

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A quick recap of all the performances:

Danyl:
Round1: Dance Dance, meh!
Round2: Good vocally, not a fan of the vocals.

Lloyd:
Round1:Go Home.
Round2:Go Home. Seriously!

Olly:
Round1: Classy vocals.
Round2: Up beat, very Brit pop!

Joe:
Round1: Awesome Awesome
Round2: Best on X Factor. Eva!! [I think]

Stacey:
Round1: Fiery. Brilliant!!
Round2: A Star is born.

5acts remain, in 24 hrs, 5 will become 4. On the results night tomorrow – Rihanna and Alicia Keys. Off to ITV2 for the XTra Factor now. Don’t go away yet. Go on, shout it out in the comments what you thought about the performances.

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Watching ITV2 XTra Factor now. Will be posting a few gossip and scoops from the audience calls for the Judges. BTW, Hollie’s eye make-up is a bit Egyptian. Hollie feels the night belongs to Joe, and so does Louis – by a mile – followed by Danyl and Stacey.

Someone called Jenny left 100 messages on XFactor answer machine.
Jenny asks Stacey being the only girl in the competition, it is unfair to make her sing Elton John and Take That songs. Jenny feels sorry for Stacey. Awww!! She’s voting for Jenny! Yayyy!!

Louis is being criticised for being overtly critical about Lloyd. Well, he’s a bit pants to be honest. So there you go.

Oh yeah, there is a rumour about Eminem being a guest judge. And officially Simon says it – Em, the job’s yours!

Jayme asks Louis what he does in his spare time now that he doesn’t have any acts in the show. And Jayme also says – Stacey to win!!!

Okay, enough of liveblogging. We’ll see you guys at the Liveblog of the results tomorrow night. Be there to see who makes it to the Semi-Finals. Cheerio!!